A letter

Dear Universe,

Thank you so incredibly, happily, giddily much for the superly amazing, massively yummy, and utterly darling men in my life. I really do know and understand and appreciate how wonderfully lucky that I am.

Thank you again,

Bella

Geek status confirmed!

I just accidentally picked up 4 books from the library, 3 of which are on the construction of gender in American society, masculinity in particular.
This while wandering the stacks picking up random books without real thought.

I am such a geek. Seriously.

Conversation

Kat: Ma'am, I've done a bad thing.
Me: Oh really?
Kat: I know I should have asked permission first...
Me:
Kat: But I was over at XXXXX's house, and she asked if I wanted to touch her organ and I just couldn't wait.
Me: (response I made): Ahhh.
(response I should have made): And did it make music for you?